i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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