Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
should my penis look like a turkey
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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