We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
