whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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