Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I would ride that face into the sunset
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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