Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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