at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Michael Bay diarrhea
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she pinky promised me she was 18
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
