There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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