I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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