this boner is exhausting
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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