i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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