How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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