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(770): View more from Georgia

Tell her she's as useless as a condom.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon

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(314): View more from Missouri

I enjoy the company of your penis

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