There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
