the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
