Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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