I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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