I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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