i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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