Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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