I'm going to jail i love you
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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