Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.