When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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