Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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