so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Mom said you looked used
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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