Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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