HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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