I'm really into asian looking animals
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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