it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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