either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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