I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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