You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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