one two three fourrrrnication!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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