Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
