im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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