I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
