I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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