Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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