I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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