i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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