Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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