Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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