After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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