Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.

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(516): View more from New York

Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on

(917): View more from New York City

Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.

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(816): View more from Missouri

We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?

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(269): View more from Michigan

It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...

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(503): View more from Oregon

Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.

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(914): View more from New York

His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?

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