I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer