Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?