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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD

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• (916): View more from California

  There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering

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• (253): View more from Washington

  If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so

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