Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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