But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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