ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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