"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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