SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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