mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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