Come see our sink grown plant.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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