he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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