im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
